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guys&girls stuff that you should know about
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 || 3:51 PM
50 things girls should know about guys!1. Guys hate sluts.2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.11. Guys get jealous easily.12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.17. Guys are very open about themselves.18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.23. Guys will brag about anything.24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does,you know something’s up.39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it. 31 things guys should know about girls!
1. Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.
5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
—8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a *****.
—11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don’t flirt with their moms or friends…that’s just freaky.
20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
27. Don’t marinade the cologne.
28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31. Don’t ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.